Guess where the whiskey comes out
Black & White · Black Face · Caramel
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The gift he doesn't own yet
Guess where the whiskey comes out
Black & White · Black Face · Caramel
Free US shipping with tracking
Arrives-Safe Guarantee
The gift he doesn't own yet
Guess where the whiskey comes out
Black & White · Black Face · Caramel
Free US shipping with tracking
Arrives-Safe Guarantee
The gift he doesn't own yet
Guess where the whiskey comes out
Black & White · Black Face · Caramel
Free US shipping with tracking
Arrives-Safe Guarantee
The gift he doesn't own yet
Guess where the whiskey comes out
Black & White · Black Face · Caramel
Free US shipping with tracking
Arrives-Safe Guarantee
The gift he doesn't own yet
Guess where the whiskey comes out
Black & White · Black Face · Caramel
Free US shipping with tracking
Arrives-Safe Guarantee
The gift he doesn't own yet
Guess where the whiskey comes out
Black & White · Black Face · Caramel
Free US shipping with tracking
Arrives-Safe Guarantee
The gift he doesn't own yet
Guess where the whiskey comes out
Black & White · Black Face · Caramel
Free US shipping with tracking
Arrives-Safe Guarantee
The gift he doesn't own yet
THE PARTY TRICK
Guess where the whiskey comes out.
Fill him up before the guests arrive. When someone asks for a pour, set a shot glass under the bull and let the room figure out the rest.
Every. Single. Time. Someone laughs, someone grabs a phone, and someone asks for a second pour.
3 coats. Pick your bull.
THE JOKE THAT STARTED ON A RANCH
The bull that pours your tequila.
On cattle ranches in Brazil, there’s an old party trick: a little bull on the table, filled with cachaça, and a glass slid under him the moment a guest asks for a drink.
His American cousin is the Brahman of Texas ranches and rodeo arenas, so we brought the joke home. Fill him with tequila, mezcal or bourbon, set out the limes and let the bull pour.
THE GIFT HE DOESN'T OWN YET
For the guy who has it all.
...except a bull that pours his whiskey. Skip the tie and the bottle he’ll finish by Sunday. This one stays on his bar and gets shown to every guest.
See him in action.
Better than another bottle
A bottle is gone by Sunday. The bull stays on the bar and gets a laugh every time someone pours.
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| Still on his bar next year | ||
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| Gives him a story for every guest | ||
| Pick the coat that fits his style |
The bull, in numbers
ARRIVES-SAFE GUARANTEE
Arrives safe, or we send another.
Resin and long trips don't always mix, so we've got you. If your bull shows up chipped or broken, send us a photo within 30 days and we'll ship a new one free. No need to send the broken one back.
Every order ships with tracking, so you can follow your bull all the way to the door.
Changed your mind? Return it unused within 30 days for a full refund.
Questions before he comes home
How big is the bull?
How big is the bull?
It's a tabletop piece, not a life-size statue. ⟦TBD after sample: length × height, and how many shots it holds⟧
How do I fill it and pour?
How do I fill it and pour?
⟦TBD after sample: how to fill it, how the pour works, and how to rinse it⟧
Will it arrive in time for a birthday or Christmas?
Will it arrive in time for a birthday or Christmas?
Orders ship in 1–3 business days with tracking, and most arrive 5–10 business days after you order. Shipping is free in the US. For a big day, order at least 2 weeks ahead; the delivery estimate next to the Add to Cart button shows your dates.
Will mine look like the photos?
Will mine look like the photos?
Our photos are studio images that show the design and the three coats. Each bull is painted, so the paint and the finish of the base can vary slightly from piece to piece.
Which coat should I pick?
Which coat should I pick?
Black & white is the classic ranch look, black face stands out on a dark bar, and caramel & white warms up a wood bar. Can’t decide? The Full Herd gets one of each.
Is it safe to keep liquor in it?
Is it safe to keep liquor in it?
⟦TBD: confirm the resin and seal with the supplier before going live⟧
How do I know my order is on its way?
How do I know my order is on its way?
You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as your bull ships. If it arrives chipped or broken, the Arrives-Safe Guarantee covers it: send a photo and we’ll ship a new one free.
What if it arrives broken?
What if it arrives broken?
Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll ship a new one free. No need to send the broken one back.
Can I return it?
Can I return it?
Yes. Send it back unused within 30 days for a full refund.