The Voice Bottle™ — A Christmas Tree That Plays Your Message
The Voice Bottle™ — A Christmas Tree That Plays Your Message
HOW MANY VOICES?
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The Voice Bottle™ — A Christmas Tree That Plays Your Message
What's in the box?
What's in the box?
One Voice Bottle with the tree you pick: a clear bottle with a cork stopper and a red ribbon loop, a bottle-brush tree on a snowy base, and the voice recorder built into the base.
It runs on 2 AAA batteries, which are not included.
How do I record a message?
How do I record a message?
Press the record button on the base. Speak your message. Cork it. From then on, whenever someone pulls the cork, your message plays. Push the cork back in and it stops.
Record it before you wrap it. Grandparents only need to know one thing: pull the cork.
Shipping, Christmas cutoff & breakage
Shipping, Christmas cutoff & breakage
Free US shipping on every order. Orders ship in 1–3 business days with tracking; most arrive 5–12 business days after you order. For Christmas delivery, order by December 8.
Arrives broken or won't play? Send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll ship a replacement free. No need to send the broken one back.
Changed your mind? Return it unused within 30 days for a refund (return postage is on you).
Pull the cork, hear their voice
Record in seconds
One for every grandparent
Free US shipping
Order by Dec 8 for Christmas
Arrives broken? Free replacement
Pull the cork, hear their voice
Record in seconds
One for every grandparent
Free US shipping
Order by Dec 8 for Christmas
Arrives broken? Free replacement
Pull the cork, hear their voice
Record in seconds
One for every grandparent
Free US shipping
Order by Dec 8 for Christmas
Arrives broken? Free replacement
Pull the cork, hear their voice
Record in seconds
One for every grandparent
Free US shipping
Order by Dec 8 for Christmas
Arrives broken? Free replacement
Pull the cork, hear their voice
Record in seconds
One for every grandparent
Free US shipping
Order by Dec 8 for Christmas
Arrives broken? Free replacement
Pull the cork, hear their voice
Record in seconds
One for every grandparent
Free US shipping
Order by Dec 8 for Christmas
Arrives broken? Free replacement
Press. Speak. Cork.
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1. Press record
The record button is built into the base. No app, no phone, nothing to set up.
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2. Say your message
A greeting, a carol, the kids shouting “Merry Christmas!”. Whatever they'd love to hear.
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3. Pull the cork
They pull the cork and hear you. Cork back in, it stops. Pull it again and it plays again.
CAN'T BE HOME THIS YEAR?
Send your voice instead.
Working the holidays, stationed overseas, or just too far to fly? Record a message, cork it and ship it home.
On Christmas morning they pull the cork, and there you are, in the room with them.
THE FAMILY SET
One for every grandparent.
Grandma, Grandpa, the aunt three states away. Pick the 3-bottle set, choose a tree for each, and record a different message in every bottle.
3 for $114.99 with free shipping, or 2 for $84.99.
Three trees. Mix & match.
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Classic Green
Multicolor ornaments and a gold star. The traditional pick.
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Frosted
A snow-dusted tree with gold ornaments and a gold star.
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Pink
A pink tree with a silver star. Sweet on a nightstand or a kid's shelf.
MESSAGE IDEAS
Not sure what to say?
Short and personal works best. Here are six to start with.
A card gets read once. A voice gets replayed.
A Christmas card says the words. The Voice Bottle keeps the voice that said them.
| Voice Bottle | A Christmas card | |
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| Hear their real voice | ||
| Plays again every time they pull the cork | ||
| Little ones can make one, no writing needed | ||
| No app, phone or account |
Specs, and the honest limits
BREAKAGE COVERED
Arrives broken? We replace it free.
Every bottle is packed to travel. If yours arrives cracked or won't play, send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll ship a new one at no cost. No need to send the broken one back.
Changed your mind? Return it unused within 30 days for a refund.
Questions before Christmas
When do I need to order for Christmas?
When do I need to order for Christmas?
By December 8 for delivery by Christmas in the US. Orders ship in 1–3 business days and most arrive 5–12 business days after you order.
Does it need an app or a phone?
Does it need an app or a phone?
No. Everything is built into the base: press record, speak, cork it.
Can grandparents use it?
Can grandparents use it?
Yes. To listen, pull the cork. To stop, push it back in. That's all there is to it.
Can I pick a different tree for each bottle?
Can I pick a different tree for each bottle?
Yes. In the 2- and 3-bottle sets you choose a tree for each bottle: Classic Green, Frosted or Pink.
Are batteries included?
Are batteries included?
No. It takes 2 AAA batteries. Fit fresh ones before you record.
Can you ship it straight to my family?
Can you ship it straight to my family?
You can, but you won't be able to record on it first. Most people have it shipped to themselves, record their message, then wrap it or mail it on.
What if it arrives broken?
What if it arrives broken?
Send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a replacement free. No need to return the broken one.
What's your return policy?
What's your return policy?
Return it unused within 30 days for a refund. Return postage is on you, unless it arrived damaged or faulty.